The Popularity Contest Well I can't wait Can't wait to see How the global markets did today Got my S&P 500 Not a cloud in the sky All alone out on Times Square Watching the tape go by And as those numbers keep on mounting to the stories above It's not enough Me and the boys from Jersey We're gonna have a little fun Got into Atlantic City around a quarter to one I've been counting from a five-deck shoe Damn, ain't that the shit! Check the fine young ladies in the baccarat pit Hey quit tugging on the jacket No need to play rough It's not enough Bankroll Ayatollah drinking with the Son of Shem In exile in New Babylon from New Jerusalem Got a girl in the backseat Got a girl on the Neve Got a girl out in Montville with trouble up her sleeve Got a girl at Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom Got a girl on my spoon Got a girl that don't like me much But i'm-a handle that soon And when they're blowing up my pager, asking "who do you love"? It's not enough Is that the north wind blowing, or are you just kissing me? Damn, I feel like I've been cheating on the girl you used to be Well, you're looking mighty freaky in that black silk dress But where you got that stethoscope is anybody's guess If you can't handle the stress, here's your chance to unwind Stick your hand inside that grab bag, baby See what you can find Hey, wait a minute! I don't mean to offend And since I can't play stupid I gotta play pretend Take off that guayabera, man, I'm calling your bluff It's not enough It's not enough Never, never enough back |