Lite Radio Is My Kryptonite Why work? Why not fill your days with joy? Spend more time with the ones you love And then scramble your ass off for rent and 'lectricity Temp when you have to Relax when you don't And try to ignore that nagging chest pain Fib your way through your tax returns and spend the rest of your life in jail Thy got you where they want you And it's all downhill from here Why work at all? Why waste money on suits and ties? When you can have comfy shoes and three-day-old scruff And get typecast as a lazy slacker See if you can convince them that you're qualified For mental disability checks and unemployment Chill in the atrium of the Galaxy Towers And get welcomed to the world of private security They got you where they want you And it's all downhill from here So now If you're wondering where I've been Choked by steam of my ship come in And the ferry from Hoboken Just know that this tangle of tickertape is the price for our Empire State Unless, of course, you're just a reprobate Like me and my mates! Oh They got you where they want you And it's all downhill from here Life is short Too short to waste in a cubicle Drop out of the rat race and feels superior As you search for a buyer for your magnum opus Burn your I.D. and declare yourself free You'll feel real American until you get carded Go off the grid like the militiamen did and get roasted alive by the Federal Government back |