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I Can't Get Up Out Of My Chair I do try to be small and demure And it's aesthetics that I'm doing it for I'm so light and polite and I'd never harm a hare In fact I can't get up out of my chair There's a world of great causes to support In fact there's so many that I feel a little short Catch the word on the street (forty stories in the air) And I can't get up out of my chair Justification! My vacation days are gone I feel I can't go on Justification! Stimulation to the brain What really did I gain? Just a hundred thousand dollars down the drain I've got no real complaints with this town But its immensity can sure get you down So many happening streets and there's music everywhere And I can't get up out of my chair Checking out my new exercise kit With a big fat bowl of Alpha-Bits Got the videotape on and my manly chest is bare But I can't get up out of my chair Justification! My vacation days are gone I feel I can't go on Justification What my nation does for me Protects my liberty So I can pick up trashy channels on TV Well, I wish I had more to confess But the monsignor wouldn't take down my e-mail address So trust me I'm deep Now let me get some sleep 'Cause I can't get up out I can't get up out I can't get up out of my chair back |