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Since 2002, I have worked as a creative consultant for T-Shirt Hell, currently one of the largest independent sellers of t-shirts on the internet.
T-Shirt Hell produces some of the most original t-shirts available, many of which are extremely funny and others of which are extremely offensive (and sometimes both)
The majority of my work for the site is on the "humor" side: although the site's co-creators are responsible for much of the site's funny shirts, the offensive stuff was created by them or selected from the site's huge pool of submissions.
Some of my direct contributions (now property of T-Shirt Hell) are:
A number of my contributions to T-Shirt Hell were for a special-edition underwear line. They included "It's not my fault: I'm white", "If you can read this I must be drunk", and a number of others.
T-Shirt Hell offers $200 to any individual who submits an original slogan which is accepted by the site and placed into rotation.
One of my duties as a consultant is to read through tens of thousands of these slogans and make preliminary determinations of which shirts are worthy of consideration.
In addition, I frequently contribute to the site's opt-in monthly newsletter. Here are my most recent columns:
June, 2003 newsletter: A Critical Analysis of T-Shirt Hell Submissions
July, 2003 newsletter: T-Shirt Hell Headwear
August, 2003 newsletter: T-Shirt Hell Responsible for Blackout 2003