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Chances are, you were referred to this page from my humor page. 

Where that page is a compendium of my humorous work, this page is intended as a means of demonstrating my ability to use words like "compendium." 

Following is a short listing of a few web-accessible examples of my journalistic writing (this is by no means a comprehensive list as the majority of my written work was never published on the web).

  1. I have contributed to the The New York Post since fall of 2003. Although this story - which rated department stores - was for the Features section, I work primarily for the NYP Home Section.

  2. The first of three stories I did for TD Monthly, a toy industry trade publication. This one was about RC (radio controlled) cars and trucks: They titled it "RC Cars and Trucks: More Tech Than You Think".

  3. My second TD Monthly story, focusing on RC (radio controlled) boats: They titled it "Cruising Radio Control Style".

  4. My third TD Monthly story was called "Flying High, but Not Out of Reach". This one was about RC (radio controlled) planes, helicopters and other aircraft.

  5. One of the oddest stories I've ever written - for the inaugural issue of Well Informed Magazine it might be more appropriate for my humor page: "Interview With a Colonoscopy".

  6. "Not the Real Slim Shady", originally published on Salon.com.

  7. "In Search of Rich People", originally published on Forbes.com.

  8. "To Love and Dis in New York", originally published in The New York Observer (and discussing Chelsea and Jonah Peretti's rejectionline.com).

  9. Post-Boom Meal Plan: Order Online", originally published on Wired.com.

  10. Several in a series of product reviews for the great Arik Hesseldahl of Forbes.com.

    1. "Sounding Out Home Theater" originally published on Forbes.com.

    2. "Apple Unwraps IPod" (and possibly the world's only skeptical review of Apple's iPod - in fairness, I was more concerned with the hype than the product itself) originally published on Forbes.com.

    3. "Nomad's Heavy Accessory", originally published on Forbes.com.

  11. "Surf In Secret", originally published in Maxim.

  12. "Keep It In Your Pants", originally published in Maxim.

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